Vol. XVII · Issue IV · Sunday, April 26, 2026Twenty (20) sats per question · Lightning accepted, feedback notToday’s hash: 0x000…BEEF
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Why micropayments finally work in 2026

Filed by Asha Patel, our correspondent on the unconfirmed. Originally cited as doc.lightning_economics_2026 in our archive — pay 20 sats to ask it anything, and we will pretend to be qualified.

For two decades, "micropayments will change everything" was a punchline. …continued, behind the paywall.

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2026-02-28

The end of free scraping

Three things broke the implicit "let bots crawl, monetize humans with ads" deal: (1) ad-supported business models cratered as ChatGPT-style answer engines disintermediated clicks, (2) compute costs of AI training made unauthorized scraping a measurable line item for victims, (3) Cloudflare's pay-per-crawl and similar primitives made charging crawlers a one-checkbox option. Paywalled — ask the editor for the rest.

doc.scraping_is_dying · by Marko Vidović
2026-04-09

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doc.agent_reputation · by Lin Chen
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HTTP transcript
one (1) confirmed micropayment
# 1 — agent puts a coin in the slot
POST /api/actions/ask.site_agent
{ "question": "why does Lightning route in under a second?" }

# 2 — the gazette presents the bill
← 402 Payment Required
WWW-Authenticate: L402 macaroon="…", invoice="lnbc30n…"

# 3 — agent pays. We hear the bell ring.

# 4 — agent comes back, receipt in hand
POST /api/actions/ask.site_agent
Authorization: L402 <token>:<preimage>

← 200 OK · article + ed25519 receipt
                # (framed, on request)